| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.00 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 7.99 | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 | 9.25 | 9.49 | 9.72 | 9.96 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Not just parenting – this is survival with style and sarcasm.
✅ Care Instructions
Machine wash cold, inside out
Tumble dry low
Do not bleach
Iron on low heat
Avoid dry cleaning
✅ Product Features
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Premium ring-spun cotton for comfort during mood swings
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Tubular construction (no side seams) for a relaxed feel
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Reinforced shoulders and neckline that keep their shape
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Unisex fit—worn best while dodging teenage sarcasm
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Made with ethically sourced, U.S.-grown cotton
