It’s a Trap, Teen Parent Shirt

$39.99$44.99 $29.99$34.99

When your teen says “Do I look okay?”—you already lost. This tee gets it.

XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
Width, in 16.00 18.00 20.00 22.00 24.00 26.00 28.00 30.00 32.00
Length, in 27.00 28.00 29.00 30.00 31.00 32.00 33.00 34.00 35.00
Sleeve length, in 7.99 8.23 8.50 8.74 9.02 9.25 9.49 9.72 9.96
Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50

Teen parents know the truth: not every question needs an answer – some are just emotional minefields.  Soft, bold, and painfully accurate, this tee is your new favorite way to say, “I’ve been through it.”

Care Instructions
Machine wash cold, inside out
Tumble dry low
Do not bleach
Iron on low heat
Avoid dry cleaning

Product Features

  • 100% ring-spun cotton for that soft, worn-in feel

  • No side seams, just smooth comfort

  • Sturdy ribbed collar and taped shoulders

  • Classic unisex fit – not too tight, not too loose

  • Responsibly made using U.S.-grown cotton

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Free Shipping?

Oh yeah! Enjoy free shipping when you spend $75 or more. Just one more reason to grab that extra tee.
(USA only!)

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Returns & Refunds

Every shirt is made to order, so we only replace items that arrive damaged or with a printing error. View our return policy or contact us here.

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Fast(ish) Shipping

We process orders in just 2–5 business days after production — because good things take time, but not too much time.

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