I Function on Zero Sleep – Toddler Mom Tee

$39.99$44.99 $29.99$44.99

Running on love and zero sleep? This one’s for you, superhero mama.

SKU: TMS-021
Category:
XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
Width, in 16.00 18.00 20.00 22.00 24.00 26.00 28.00 30.00 32.00
Length, in 27.00 28.00 29.00 30.00 31.00 32.00 33.00 34.00 35.00
Sleeve length, in 7.99 8.23 8.50 8.74 9.02 9.25 9.49 9.72 9.96
Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50

There’s coffee in one hand, a toddler in the other, and absolutely no memory of when you last slept through the night — and yet, somehow, you’re still showing up.

This tee is soft, comfy, and made for those running on fumes, goldfish crackers, and unconditional love.

Wear it like the badge of honor it is — because surviving toddlerhood on zero sleep is nothing short of heroic.


Product Features

  • 100% ring-spun cotton

  • Lightweight & breathable — perfect for tired bodies

  • Unisex fit for maximum comfort

  • Ribbed collar, shoulder taping for extra durability

  • No side seams for a smooth finish

  • Ethically made from U.S. cotton


Care Instructions

  • Machine wash cold with similar colors

  • Tumble dry on low

  • No bleach

  • Iron on low heat if needed

  • Avoid dry cleaning

Weight N/A
Fit

Relaxed unisex

Material

100% ring-spun cotton

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