Sorry, can’t, Twins, Bye Shirt

$39.99$44.99 $29.99$34.99

The ultimate excuse in four words — this tee speaks for every twin parent running on caffeine and chaos.

SKU: TWM-019
Category:
XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
Width, in 16.00 18.00 20.00 22.00 24.00 26.00 28.00 30.00 32.00
Length, in 27.00 28.00 29.00 30.00 31.00 32.00 33.00 34.00 35.00
Sleeve length, in 7.99 8.23 8.50 8.74 9.02 9.25 9.49 9.72 9.96
Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50

Sometimes, all it takes is one look at your life with twins to explain why you just can’t. The Sorry, Can’t, Twins, Bye Shirt delivers the perfect excuse — short, sweet, and 100% relatable.


✅ Product Features

  • Super-soft ring-spun cotton for lasting comfort

  • Seam-free sides to reduce friction

  • Taped shoulders for structure

  • Relaxed fit suits all-day wear

  • Responsibly made from U.S.-grown cotton


✅ Care Instructions

  • Machine wash cold, inside out

  • Tumble dry low

  • No bleach

  • Iron on low if needed

  • Skip the dry cleaning

Weight N/A
Material

100% ring-spun cotton

Fit

Relaxed unisex

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Free Shipping?

Oh yeah! Enjoy free shipping when you spend $75 or more. Just one more reason to grab that extra tee.
(USA only!)

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Returns & Refunds

Every shirt is made to order, so we only replace items that arrive damaged or with a printing error. View our return policy or contact us here.

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Fast(ish) Shipping

We process orders in just 2–5 business days after production — because good things take time, but not too much time.

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