If you’ve ever had your phone dropped in the toilet, been hit with a flying toy, or negotiated bedtime like a hostage situation – you’re officially a Toddler Dad Survivor. This tee is your badge of honor!
Made from super soft, 100% cotton, it’s lightweight, breathable, and built for everyday dad life – whether you’re chasing tiny tornadoes at the park or enjoying five whole minutes of peace (rare, but it happens).
Features:
✔ Soft & Breathable – Made from 100% ring-spun cotton for all-day comfort.
✔ Durable – Ribbed collar and taped shoulders to keep its shape after washes.
✔ Tag-Free Comfort – No annoying tags, just pure coziness.
✔ Ethically Made – Crafted using responsibly sourced US cotton.
Perfect gift for: New dads, toddler dads, or any sleep-deprived, coffee-fueled parent who deserves a laugh!
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.00 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 7.99 | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 | 9.25 | 9.49 | 9.72 | 9.96 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Care instructions
– Do not dryclean
– Do not bleach
– Tumble dry: low heat
– Iron, steam or dry: low heat
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
