| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.00 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 7.99 | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 | 9.25 | 9.49 | 9.72 | 9.96 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
No battery, no problem.
This one’s for the dads who keep going long after their energy ran out — the bedtime readers, tantrum negotiators, snack dispensers, and story-repeaters who show up every day (even if they’re running on 3 hours of sleep and a granola bar).
Made for those “low battery” days, this ultra-soft tee brings comfort, humor, and just enough caffeine energy to get you through the next toddler adventure.
Product features
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100% ring-spun cotton
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Relaxed, unisex fit for all-day comfort
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Durable ribbed collar and shoulder taping
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Breathable fabric – because dad-ing is sweaty work
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Ethically made with love (and maybe a nap in mind)
Care instructions
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Machine wash low heat
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Tumble dry low
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Iron on low heat
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Don’t bleach
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Don’t dry clean
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Wash with similar colors (like your tiny human’s socks that somehow get everywhere)







