No Battery – Toddler Dads Tee

$39.99$44.99 $29.99$34.99

Runs on snacks, coffee, and pure dad instinct. Battery not included.

SKU: TDS-009
Category:
XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
Width, in 16.00 18.00 20.00 22.00 24.00 26.00 28.00 30.00 32.00
Length, in 27.00 28.00 29.00 30.00 31.00 32.00 33.00 34.00 35.00
Sleeve length, in 7.99 8.23 8.50 8.74 9.02 9.25 9.49 9.72 9.96
Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50

No battery, no problem.
This one’s for the dads who keep going long after their energy ran out — the bedtime readers, tantrum negotiators, snack dispensers, and story-repeaters who show up every day (even if they’re running on 3 hours of sleep and a granola bar).

Made for those “low battery” days, this ultra-soft tee brings comfort, humor, and just enough caffeine energy to get you through the next toddler adventure.

Product features

  • 100% ring-spun cotton

  • Relaxed, unisex fit for all-day comfort

  • Durable ribbed collar and shoulder taping

  • Breathable fabric – because dad-ing is sweaty work

  • Ethically made with love (and maybe a nap in mind)

Care instructions

  • Machine wash low heat

  • Tumble dry low

  • Iron on low heat

  • Don’t bleach

  • Don’t dry clean

  • Wash with similar colors (like your tiny human’s socks that somehow get everywhere)

Weight N/A
Fit

Relaxed Unisex

Material

100% Ring-Spun Cotton

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Free Shipping?

Oh yeah! Enjoy free shipping when you spend $75 or more. Just one more reason to grab that extra tee.
(USA only!)

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