Have More Kids, Twin Parent Shirt

$39.99$44.99 $29.99$34.99

Because someone dared to say, “You should have more kids” — and you haven’t recovered since.

XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
Width, in 16.00 18.00 20.00 22.00 24.00 26.00 28.00 30.00 32.00
Length, in 27.00 28.00 29.00 30.00 31.00 32.00 33.00 34.00 35.00
Sleeve length, in 7.99 8.23 8.50 8.74 9.02 9.25 9.49 9.72 9.96
Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50

If you’re a twin parent, chances are you’ve heard the phrase “Have more kids!” and immediately needed a nap. This Have More Kids, Twin Parent Shirt delivers the perfect dose of sarcasm for those who clearly don’t know what you’re dealing with.


✅ Product Features

  • Ultra-soft 100% ring-spun cotton that feels like a hug

  • Seamless tubular body for a smoother fit and fewer wrinkles

  • Shoulder taping and ribbed collar add durability for busy days

  • Relaxed unisex style for moms and dads alike

  • Made ethically using U.S.-grown cotton


✅ Care Instructions

  • Wash inside out with cold water

  • Tumble dry on low or hang to dry

  • Avoid bleach and harsh detergents

  • Iron on low if needed (do not iron print)

  • No dry cleaning

Weight N/A
Fit

Relaxed unisex

Material

100% ring-spun cotton

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Free Shipping?

Oh yeah! Enjoy free shipping when you spend $75 or more. Just one more reason to grab that extra tee.
(USA only!)

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Returns & Refunds

Every shirt is made to order, so we only replace items that arrive damaged or with a printing error. View our return policy or contact us here.

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Fast(ish) Shipping

We process orders in just 2–5 business days after production — because good things take time, but not too much time.

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