I Was Cool, Then My Teen Happened Tee

$39.99$44.99 $29.99$34.99

I used to be hip – now I’m just navigating teen eye rolls in style.

Category:
XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
Width, in 16.00 18.00 20.00 22.00 24.00 26.00 28.00 30.00 32.00
Length, in 27.00 28.00 29.00 30.00 31.00 32.00 33.00 34.00 35.00
Sleeve length, in 7.99 8.23 8.50 8.74 9.02 9.25 9.49 9.72 9.96
Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50

Remember when you had style, sleep, and sanity? Those were the pre-teen years. This tee is for every parent who’s traded concerts for curfews and brunch for backtalk.

Care Instructions
Machine wash cold, inside out
Tumble dry low
Do not bleach
Iron on low heat
Avoid dry cleaning

Product Features

  • Made from 100% ring-spun cotton for day-long comfort

  • Seamless sides for a smooth, flattering fit

  • Shoulder taping and ribbed collar for extra resilience

  • Unisex fit—perfect for tired moms and dads alike

  • Ethically crafted using U.S.-grown cotton

Weight N/A
Fit

Relaxed unisex

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