You Can’t Scare Me – I Have a Toddler T-Shirt

Price range: $39.99 through $44.99

Toddlers have tested your patience, endurance, and sanity — nothing else scares you now. Wear it like a badge of honor.

SKU: TDS-005
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Width, in 16.00 18.00 20.00 22.00 24.00 26.00 28.00 30.00 32.00
Length, in 27.00 28.00 29.00 30.00 31.00 32.00 33.00 34.00 35.00
Sleeve length, in 7.99 8.23 8.50 8.74 9.02 9.25 9.49 9.72 9.96
Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50

This one’s for the moms and dads who’ve faced public meltdowns, messy snacks, and sleep regression like true warriors. Our “You Can’t Scare Me, I Have a Toddler” T-shirt is soft, lightweight, and packed with parenting truth.

Made with 100% ring-spun cotton, it’s breathable enough for busy days and snuggles, durable enough for laundry marathons, and funny enough to make fellow parents nod in solidarity.

Product features
– Without side seams for a sleeker look and reduced fabric waste.
– Ribbed collar retains shape and adds durability.
– Shoulder tape for stability and to prevent stretching.
– Lightweight and breathable fabric, perfect for year-round wear.
– Ethically made from US cotton, ensuring quality and comfort.

Care instructions
– Do not dryclean
– Do not bleach
– Tumble dry: low heat
– Iron, steam or dry: low heat
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors

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Material

100% Ring-Spun Cotton (fiber content may vary by color)

Fit

Relaxed Unisex

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Free Shipping?

Oh yeah! Enjoy free shipping when you spend $75 or more. Just one more reason to grab that extra tee.
(USA only!)

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Every shirt is made to order, so we only replace items that arrive damaged or with a printing error. View our return policy or contact us here.

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