| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.00 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 7.99 | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 | 9.25 | 9.49 | 9.72 | 9.96 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
“Sleeping like a babe” they said. “It’ll be peaceful,” they said. Lies. All lies.
This tee is soft, comfy, and perfectly sarcastic – just like your sense of humor after three hours of sleep and six cups of coffee.
A great pick for toddler moms, sleep-deprived besties, or anyone who’s been lied to by a baby monitor.
✅ Product Features
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100% ring-spun cotton – super soft and breathable
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No side seams for smooth wear
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Shoulder taping for shape and durability
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Lightweight and great for layering or lounging
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Made ethically with U.S. cotton
✅ Care Instructions
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Machine wash cold, inside out
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Tumble dry low
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Do not bleach
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Low heat iron if needed
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No dry cleaning
