| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.00 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 7.99 | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 | 9.25 | 9.49 | 9.72 | 9.96 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
This one’s for the moms and dads who’ve faced public meltdowns, messy snacks, and sleep regression like true warriors. Our “You Can’t Scare Me, I Have a Toddler” T-shirt is soft, lightweight, and packed with parenting truth.
Made with 100% ring-spun cotton, it’s breathable enough for busy days and snuggles, durable enough for laundry marathons, and funny enough to make fellow parents nod in solidarity.
Product features
– Without side seams for a sleeker look and reduced fabric waste.
– Ribbed collar retains shape and adds durability.
– Shoulder tape for stability and to prevent stretching.
– Lightweight and breathable fabric, perfect for year-round wear.
– Ethically made from US cotton, ensuring quality and comfort.
Care instructions
– Do not dryclean
– Do not bleach
– Tumble dry: low heat
– Iron, steam or dry: low heat
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
